Halloween plans tend to bring out three types of people: someone making a costume from scratch, someone ordering wings wider than the taxi, and someone putting on their pyjamas and claiming they’re Hugh Hefner.
You? You’re starting with a singlet.
A few well chosen accessories can turn your favourite BOX one-piece into a costume worth leaving the house in. And unlike those plastic vampire teeth, you’ll actually want to wear it again.
The Most Known Wrestling Outfit
Take inspiration from Hulk Hogan and start with the Yellow Insignia Singlet. Add a blonde wig, a blonde horseshoe moustache and a bandana to get the look. Finish with knee pads, lace-up boots and a homemade championship belt. The singlet does most of the costume work.
The Strongman With Very Little To Prove
Take the Cody Singlet in a vintage circus direction with a curled moustache, wrist cuffs and a lightweight inflatable dumbbell.
A homemade “FEATS OF STRENGTH” sign finishes the look. The feats can include opening a stubborn jar or carrying the entire round back from the bar.
Keep the accessories simple so the silhouette stays centre stage. Arms out, shoulders back, theatrical flex whenever anyone asks what you’ve come as.
No personal best required. It’s fancy dress, darling.
The Gold Medallist in Bad Decisions
Build your own fictional sporting champion around the White Flash Singlet. Add trainers, sports socks, a headband and an oversized gold medal.
Then invent your event: competitive flirting, synchronised posing or the 100-metre dash to the last taxi. Bring a tiny trophy if you’re committed. Give an acceptance speech if someone buys you a drink.
You’ve trained absolutely no hours for this. A remarkable achievement.
One Final Costume Check
Try the full outfit on before the night. Sit down, move around and check that your c**k...accessories stay put. Bring a jacket for the journey and a small bag for your phone. Being practically naked is a costume choice. Being locked out is an administrative failure.
Pick your singlet. Build your character. Make an entrance. Look hot in BOX!